"Yah, so rude to your elders," Yoongi says, shaking his head. His age has hardly mattered since they started dating, except in matters of teasing. What does he care how much younger Jungkook is? It hasn't stopped them from being perfect equals in this relationship, hasn't stopped them from being in love. Nothing else matters.

Still, it's fun sometimes to pretend, if only to needle Jungkook.

In spite of the teasing, though, he leans over to press a quick kiss to Jungkook's cheek. "You're lucky you're so cute."