Even now, with Jungkook listing off his best traits and the smell of ocean salt on the air, Yoongi could easily think of plenty of things that aren't great about him. The self-loathing, though, is more from habit than out of any sense of strong belief right now, and he tucks it all neatly away for the moment.

"Well, he's short," he offers instead, "but he makes up for it with his great taste in men." That those are in no way equivalent doesn't matter. "Ah," he adds, another thought occurring to him. "Romantic, too. Charming." As much as he's joking, he thinks there may be at least a glimmer of truth in it. He has, at least, managed to convince Jungkook that he's these things, which is good enough for him. There's no one else he needs to charm, after all. "Incredible in bed."