"I guess they're both my type, so you might have to fight both of them," Jungkook snickers, unable to quite imagine how a meeting like that might look. It's hard to picture either IU or G-Dragon bothering with any small squabble — they're too aloof. Even Yoongi himself, Jungkook has a hard time picturing visibly getting worked up in a fight for Jungkook's affections — not when Jungkook's made it clear that he only has eyes for Yoongi anyway.

But maybe he's wrong. It's an interesting thought, how Yoongi might look if his jealousy came to the surface.

"Ah, it'd be so cool if you tried to rap. You've got a good look for it," Jungkook points out, reaching out to briefly twist a few strands of Yonogi's hair between his fingers. "But don't worry. Even if you never sing, dance, or rap, you're already way in the lead over those two. They're just fun to watch on stage."